The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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