In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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