Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
