in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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