? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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