we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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