Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
