They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I have aggressive nipples.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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