I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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