ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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