I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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