her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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