I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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