Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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