She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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