I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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