I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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