What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's rum buckets o'clock
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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