But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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