Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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