How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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