Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My first STD was from a foam party
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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