What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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