I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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