how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Bring me that man meat
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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