Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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