Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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