you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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