Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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