id be glad to
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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