East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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