OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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