It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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