I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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