we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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