this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dicks are not precious.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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