How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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