Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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