It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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