do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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