How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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