i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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