that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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