Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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