I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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