Non-Jews are for practice
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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