All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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