Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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