the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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