My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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