everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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